If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.
It’ll make everything better.
The da vinci load
Day 17. They still haven’t noticed my tumblring at school.
The project, due next week, remains unfinished.
GUYS MY DAD’S GETTING FUCKIN’ WASTED SEND HELP
I’ll send the recycling bin
but no seriously what’s wrong baby mama’s coming
me on the left there with my best bro Morgan
derpin’ out, taking selfies in our chemistry class
this is a fairly normal occurence, the only difference is i actually look okay hehe
I’M SURROUNDED BY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE LATELY WHAT DO I DO
You silently scream to yourself, eyes darting from side to side. People are contacting you on your little-known blog. Friends you don’t normally talk to and friends you’ve just made eagerly blow up your normally-silent phone. One of your oldest friends has bought you a ticket to a concert to see a band you damn right love and haven’t seen since, precisely, a year ago. An added bonus is that you get to talk to them for the first time in a long time.
All of these people are reasonably attractive and tugging at your emotion-center.
You don’t want to displease them or warrant any cause for irritation. Your self esteem is low enough as it is, having your friends shower you with this much attention and affection when you’re normally a loner is quite frankly scaring and flattering you all at once.
What do you do?
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
wet hair i just got out of the shower uwu