how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
a haiku about kingdom hearts:
oh my fucking shit
heal me god fucking dammit
for fuck’s sake donald
a Young Blood Chronicles AU, because this tag needs more fic
ocs galore, beginning at post-The Mighty Fall
(credit to microwaveburrito for usage of Will and Angel. even if they haven’t appeared yet lol.)
After the Mighty Fall, Pete was alone. Alone, alone, alone. He couldn’t even be alone together with his best friends, because they were God knows where and Pete didn’t know which was up, let alone where the road was. He prayed—and he doesn’t pray much—that someone, anyone, out there was watching them and was going to send an angel or something to them… even if rock ‘n roll was once called the music of the devil.
he didn’t just break the kid’s neck
he broke his beanie wig too
That’s where your fucking party went. (via theperfect-hoveringcat) —
so i’m trying to gif where did the party go right
wh a t omg are you okay joe
joe actually makes the weirdest faces
go to phoenix just in the beginning with the briefcase that’s all i can say