{STATS: → JO/♀/♊/AMERICA/ISFJ/BAMF} Long live the car crash hearts! I'm Jo. I'm moody, and my tastes are eclectic, and my blogging is sporadic, but if you're nice to me I'm nice to you. Talk to me--I won't bite. I hope you have a nice day today.
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helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

goddammit

(Source: axialskeleton)

holytrinityofemos:

And you're a cherry blossom, you're about to bloom

holytrinityofemos:

And you're a cherry blossom, you're about to bloom
the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

the-real-seebs:

aerialsquid:

racieb:

thatfuhkinhippie:

Do not plug in pls

oh hi i upgraded ur ram

It’s getting rid of bugs.

There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.

(Source: distinguishedbaloney)

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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hell, meet handbasket. you’ll be well acquainted in the next few days.

roseyjehan:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT

(Source: sandandglass)

[friends don't invite you to something]
cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then

A thing happened on campus

ilikelivingintoday:

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

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themarsultor:

officialfrenchtoast:

Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

Everybody needs to step they game up I swear this shit goes so hard.

blowjcb:

WHEN U HEAR UR INTERNET FRIENDS VOICE FOR THE FIRST TIME

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