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"no.6297 JOKACHU SOULFUL Pokemon
It often gets sad, but willingly puts on a smile for anyone it encounters. It is fueled by emotion and sarcasm, and is a free-spirited and loyal creature." Welcome to the blog of a moody music fanatic, and amateur artist, resident geek. Talk to me, I promise don't bite. Enjoy!

jlnicegirl:

clothinthesand:

inconveniencewhitepeople:

21st century circlejerk

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imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

That is the way to recover

(Source: the-highgarden)

nonespark:

gohomepandayadrunk:

majorsarcasm19:

lifeofadisneykid:

BEST

Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted. 

Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.

other than

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(Source: jenniferlovvrence)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

How to Spoon

kessijascene:

harkthejontheangelsings:

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I FUCKING CRY EVERY TIME I HEAR THIS SHIT HELP ME IM DYING

(Source: jontheangel)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

mar-kuu:

People live if they don’t die

People die if they are killed.

Psychologists say: The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.

(via realhousewivesofalbania)

(Source: psych2go)

ask-a-armin:

gallifrey-feels:

thecodeinecowboy:

Notice how if we were to stop arguing about who’s right or wrong we could pretty much change the world.

an ye harm none do what you will

I was actually going to add that quote until I saw yours

blastortoise:

hunkules:

hunkules:

THERES A GIRL IN MY CLASS THAT WORKS FOR DISNEY AND SHE SAID THAT THE SHOP OWNER IN FROZEN IS GAY HIS HUSBAND IS IN THE SAUNA WITH HIS KIDS APPARENTLY HES THE FIRST OPENLY GAY DISNEY CHARACTER AND NO ONE NOTICED

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IT’s TRUE

"And no one noticed" that’s the problem lmao.

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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(Source: 021013)

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

Horse: Oh god man

Granny: Take me now

Lady: I mustn’t look

Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

Mother: Don’t look children

Guy: *ded*

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

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Horse: Oh god man

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Granny: Take me now

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Lady: I mustn’t look

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Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

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Mother: Don’t look children

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Guy: *ded*

(Source: martyr-eater)

runninitriot:

fortheloveoffox:

cosimasgrin:

vanspoor:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shinjaninja:

imnotreallyahipster:

cheesymashedpotatoes:

or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…

Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.

These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.
We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen. 

Someone get tumblr user  shinjaninja a medal.

This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.
They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.
That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.Stay safe, ladies.

Imma add another tip:
Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.

That one, and under the nose, too. Place your thumb under it, and shove upward. They’ll either back off out of reflex, or you’ll break their nose. Plus, it will shatter their concentration, and they won’t be able to keep a grip on you, which will let you get loose, and give you an opportunity to either escape, or employ another tactic.

Everyone needs to see this. Spread it

runninitriot:

fortheloveoffox:

cosimasgrin:

vanspoor:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shinjaninja:

imnotreallyahipster:

cheesymashedpotatoes:

or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…

Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.

These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.


We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen. 

Someone get tumblr user  shinjaninja a medal.

This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.

They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.

That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.

Stay safe, ladies.

Imma add another tip:

Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.

That one, and under the nose, too. Place your thumb under it, and shove upward. They’ll either back off out of reflex, or you’ll break their nose. Plus, it will shatter their concentration, and they won’t be able to keep a grip on you, which will let you get loose, and give you an opportunity to either escape, or employ another tactic.

Everyone needs to see this. Spread it

(Source: ibelieveinsasquatch)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots)